who buys this shi…um, stuff?
For only $19.99 plus $6.99 shipping and handling you too can own this ugly collectable monkey. It’s brought to you by the same company that makes the creepy ass collectible “babies” that they try to sell in the coupon section of the paper every week. I find something deeply disturbing about them.
Click through. You know you want to. It’s like a car accident, you just can’t help but look. Don thinks we should have a contest to see who can find the ugliest/creepiest one.
And in case you missed it, it’s your last chance to get the Pope John Paul II doll.
That is one ugly baby…and it’s called “so truly real”…yeah, if my real baby looked like that, I’d call an exorcist.
I. did. not. need. to. see. this.
Damn you, Christine! Now I’m having flashbacks to that “It’s a Small World” Disney ride I had to take my wee one on those few years ago. Imagine one of those ugly ass dolls, only animated. And, of course, my then four year old had to go again and again.
Where the hell is my bottle of Xanax? I gotta go.
We look at these and laugh and laugh…
“but it’s *collectible*, it says so right here…”
What’s scary is that there are people who think other people will want to buy something that hideous.
I had the same thought as Don - “so truly real”??
You don’t think those monkeys are cute? I mean the name says “cuddly” and everything. Anything called cuddly has to be cute and totally worth having.
meg gets womens day and better homes from when she worked at meredith, and one day when i was sick i went through all the mags and pulled them out for her to Pick her birthday present….she settled on the creepy baby monkey! weird!